Reblogging because: 1. I always say this 2. I love JT 3. Reference point for my ever-increasingly significant May 1sts 4. Hilarious
Let’s Talk About Twitter For a Moment
If you like my Tumblr, chances are you will like at least one of my (way more frequently updated) Twitter feeds:
@selfishsteam
Jokes and not-jokes from me, the person
@FieldSexts
Archaeology-themed sexts
@Orcaskine
Webcomic star and internet personality tweets from the void
@LiveDrunkTNG
I get drunk and live-tweet episodes of Star Trek
I’ll almost certainly follow you back. Cheers.
Sketch for an upcoming comic. Guess I just like the idea of a vengeful (and potentially violent) Pluto
Seattle - our band Ozarks is playing in Seattle on 4/18 and 4/19 (at Heartland).
I’m in this band! Come see us.
A new comic about something that happened a couple weeks ago. If you like my comics, you can buy them for hella cheap at My bigcartel shop.
This is going to sound really weird but did you walk by Tom's Restaurant at 39th and Division at around 1:10 this afternoon?
Not weird at all, except for how specific/accurate the time is. I work down the street at Coffee Division and moving into the hood in a month!
This was the time I Tumbled two Adventure Time things ‘I made’ in a row. I WON’T STOP TIL I’M 30 AND PROBABLY NOT THEN EITHER
I made a new Orcaskine! The scan is terrible, but hey, it’s free. Like Cyprus, I am also in a bad financial situation, but if you buy one my awesome, hilarious full-color hand-made, hard-bound books, it would improve both of our lives. Oh look, you can do that here!
You will not pregret it.
I’ve been working the last week or two to prepare these two pdf books for digital sales, and I’m finally ready to put them up! I’ll be adding a link on the sidebar soon, but you can use this post to buy them now if you’d like! (I would like it if you bought them.)
1. Highway 13: The More Than Complete Series
My first published comics work! I spent a few years after college working on this book, a humor/monster comic featuring characters I made up in High School. This edition features a new cover and a whopping three hundred and forty-five pages of material, including the first full-length comic I ever completed, the never-before-published They Saved Hitler’s Head. I’ve also included the 11 completed pages of the previously unreleased eleventh issue on top of the full 10-issue original run. The entire thing is in glorious high-definition that would look great on a Retina iPad if you had one. All this can be yours for the ridiculously low price of $7.00 US.
digital download in pdf format!
2. Sketchbook 1: 2003-2012
A collection of illustrations and comics created between 2003 and 2012. Includes the never-before-published six-page comic Ruled By Fear, written by Calamity Jon Morris and drawn by me! Also included are over eighty pages of illustrations and cartoons, many of which you have never before seen, unless you’ve been buying all the magazines I have worked for and looking at every website I have been published on. The whole thing is in a high resolution pdf for viewing on whatever device you please. This one is only $3.00 US!
this one is also a digital download in pdf format!
Note: Sketchbook 1 contains a tiny bit of gore and a leeeeetle bit of sexy nudity. Not much. But you ought to be aware.
Just follow the link at the top of this post to buy!
This man is immediately to my right eating Chex Mix, so he obviously needs you to buy his books, the better for him to up his snacking game.
