Because without out-of-date meat, at least you won’t get sick. But you might get sick of bread…
And hey, if you like this comic, pre-order the complete collection! You’ll have it in your cold, dead hands by March.

Because without out-of-date meat, at least you won’t get sick. But you might get sick of bread…

And hey, if you like this comic, pre-order the complete collection! You’ll have it in your cold, dead hands by March.

If you had a job, your hamburger habit wouldn’t be driving us into bankruptcy! Are you even listening to me?!?
Okay, it’s not Jughead. And is that a foot Nate has for a left hand? Weird.

If you had a job, your hamburger habit wouldn’t be driving us into bankruptcy! Are you even listening to me?!?

Okay, it’s not Jughead. And is that a foot Nate has for a left hand? Weird.